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I’ll take you climbing a few times and you will be doing it too. I spent a number of years in my early 20’s road tripping and meditating. You can get a grasp of what I’m like from my friends prospective from this quote, and the “raunchy” part I hope is more about my sense of humor. Six things I could never do without: I used to say the ocean/beach, but I’ve since learned that I would give up the beach for some daily spooning. If everyone Wang Chungs tonight, what would tomorrow be like?I think that thought has an energy which impacts manifest reality and shapes it in very specific ways. Analytical, kinesthetic thinker The spotlight is not my friend. (the hugging kind) I spend a lot of time thinking about: What if the Hokey Pokey is what it’s all about? Or the great debate of green vs red Tabasco, do you want the heat or the flavor? He has just the right amount of “laid back” demeanor as he does “go-go-go” attitude.He likes hitting the town, but he’s not going to be partying to the wee hours of the night all the time. Rather we chat, talk, engage in conversation to get to know each other instead of us reading through a long page in this section about each other.His confidence comes out through his sense of humor. …nooooo not a BUTT a BUT, as in this is a pretty good profile . Movies: Gladiator, Fight Club, Braveheart, Anchorman! Six Things I Would Never do Without: • Laughter/ comedy • Exercise • Friends • Food • That’s none of your business 😉 On a typical Tuesday night I am: Trying to figure out the major and minor products when 1-bromo-2-propene reacts with potassium tert-butoxide. The most private thing I am willing to admit: I wear a special cologne. It’s illegal in nine countries…and it’s made with bits of real panther, so you know it’s good. It goes back to evolution and the way women are wired. Take the free Dating Profile “Attraction Killer” Quiz to find out… Also, just because someone look S like a good match “on paper”, doesn’t necessaril Y translate in reality. If you are hot, a girl will check you out, but that doesn’t make you a keeper.For most families no Christmas is complete without a trip to their local shopping centre for a festive photo with Santa.But these hilarious images prove not all children are happy to meet the man in red, with many tots shedding a tears when it came time to pose for the traditional family 'happy' snap.He mentions that in the worse case scenario “we might end up becoming great friends”, eliminating any forced expectations.

One reason is because their profile reads like a boring, dating profile shaped turd. I thought I would throw some keywords that would describe what I like to do.

It is my dream job, no schedule, no boss and 96.5% free time. I was taught Reiki in Romania, where I lived for two years. Sometimes when I walk by a brick building I will stop and fondle the wall, it reminds me of rock, I have a subconscious urge to climb it… Music can bring emotions out in us and bring us back to emotions that we felt in the past… But now: Here ye, Here ye Knights in Shining Armor, there is something I must inform you about this profile…it is I crave what the poet Richard Siken wrote in “Crush.” But I understand that love is sometimes more like “you fit into me” by Margaret Atwood.

Avoided being bitten by vampires, but yes, they do have them there. if your a climber you will know what I mean, and if not… it’s a talent that I wish I had, and emotions are really the most addictive chemicals. I believe in the law of attraction, weird random events that seem to unlikely to be merely coincidence happen more frequently then they should. James Bond is my mentor and The Most Interesting Man in the World is my life coach. Recently my best friend paid me this compliment: “you navigate seamlessly between fun and serious, sensual and sexual, romantic and raunchy”.

He has a whimsical side and women always respond well to that—it allows them to fantasize.

B-B–B-BUT…oh come on, by now you know that there is a BUT coming. This guy does a great job at putting the girl at ease.

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